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| #1481 |  | Where there's a will, there's a relative. 
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| #1482 |  | Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax. 
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| #1483 |  | While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
 
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| #1484 |  | While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position. 
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| #1485 |  | Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing. -- Thomas Tusser
 
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| #1486 |  | Whoever dies with the most toys wins. 
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| #1487 |  | Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertolt Brecht
 
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| #1488 |  | Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
 
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| #1489 |  | Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. -- Frank Tyger
 
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| #1490 |  | Work expands to fill the time available. -- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
 
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