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| #1341 |  | The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop and take a rest.
 
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| #1342 |  | The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
 be less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think
 you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
 -- Bill Veeck
 
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| #1343 |  | The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
 and put inside boxes.
 -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 
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| #1344 |  | The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 PM.
 
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| #1345 |  | The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
 
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| #1346 |  | The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
 
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| #1347 |  | The other line moves faster. 
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| #1348 |  | The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
 
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| #1349 |  | The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. 
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| #1350 |  | The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying. 
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