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| #1051 |  | If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade.  A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
 
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| #1052 |  | If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it. 
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| #1053 |  | IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.  There's got to be a better way.
 -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
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| #1054 |  | If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form. 
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| #1055 |  | If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
 -- Douglas Jerrold
 
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| #1056 |  | If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money. 
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| #1057 |  | If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it. 
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| #1058 |  | If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
 -- Abigail Van Buren
 
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| #1059 |  | If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.
 -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
 
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| #1060 |  | If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and play for once!
 
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