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| #1041 |  | I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan. 
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| #1042 |  | I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around. 
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| #1043 |  | I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost. -- David Rockefeller
 
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| #1044 |  | I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. -- Henny Youngman
 
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| #1045 |  | I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
 with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
 II:
 If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
 probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
 III:
 There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
 IV:
 If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
 V:
 One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
 Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
 output.
 -- Norman Augustine
 
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| #1046 |  | If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
 
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| #1047 |  | If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. -- G.K. Chesterton
 
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| #1048 |  | If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. -- W.C. Fields
 
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| #1049 |  | If all else fails, lower your standards. 
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| #1050 |  | If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? 
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