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| #1041 |   | I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.
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| #1042 |   | I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
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| #1043 |   | I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost. 		-- David Rockefeller
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| #1044 |   | I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. 		-- Henny Youngman
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| #1045 |   | I: 	The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin 	with a silk sow.  The same is true of money. II: 	If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would 	probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: 	There are no lazy veteran lion hunters. IV: 	If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to. V: 	One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. 	Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average 	output. 		-- Norman Augustine
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| #1046 |   | If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
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| #1047 |   | If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. 		-- G.K. Chesterton
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| #1048 |   | If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. 		-- W.C. Fields
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| #1049 |   | If all else fails, lower your standards.
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| #1050 |   | If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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