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 |  |  | #10260 |  | "I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.  Just then, he vanished. 
 |  |  |  | #10261 |  | I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all.  Depth beyond depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might
 see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing
 through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus.  I saw exactly
 why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after
 dinner and I let it go.
 -- Winston Churchill
 
 |  |  |  | #10262 |  | I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it. 
 |  |  |  | #10263 |  | "I have examined Bogota," he said, "and the case is clearer to me. I think very probably he might be cured."
 "That is what I have always hoped," said old Yacob.
 "His brain is affected," said the blind doctor.
 The elders murmured assent.
 "Now, what affects it?"
 "Ah!" said old Yacob.
 "This," said the doctor, answering his own question.  "Those queer
 things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable soft
 depression in the face, are diseased, in the case of Bogota, in such a way
 as to affect his brain.  They are greatly distended, he has eyelashes, and
 his eyelids move, and cosequently his brain is in a state of constant
 irritation and distraction."
 "Yes?" said old Yacob.  "Yes?"
 "And I think I may say with reasonable certainty that, in order
 to cure him completely, all that we need do is a simple and easy surgical
 operation -- namely, to remove those irritant bodies."
 "And then he will be sane?"
 "Then he will be perfectly sane, and a quite admirable citizen."
 "Thank heaven for science!" said old Yacob.
 -- H.G. Wells, "The Country of the Blind"
 
 |  |  |  | #10264 |  | I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato
 
 |  |  |  | #10265 |  | I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
 -- Poul Anderson
 
 |  |  |  | #10266 |  | I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.  Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit
 -- around the sun.  If we have the mass of Jupiter to work with, and if
 we make it a thousand miles wide, we get a thickness of about a thousand
 feet for the base.
 
 And it has advantages.  The Ringworld will be much sturdier than a Dyson
 sphere.  We can spin it on its axis for gravity.  A rotation speed of 770
 m/s will give us a gravity of one Earth normal.  We wouldn't even need to
 roof it over.  Place walls one thousand miles high at each edge, facing the
 sun.  Very little air will leak over the edges.
 
 Lord knows the thing is roomy enough.  With three million times the surface
 area of the Earth, it will be some time before anyone complains of the
 crowding.
 -- Larry Niven, "Ringworld"
 
 |  |  |  | #10267 |  | I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth. -- Neil Armstrong
 
 |  |  |  | #10268 |  | I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that they might escape the lusts of the flesh.
 -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"
 
 |  |  |  | #10269 |  | "I think it is true for all _n.  I was just playing it safe with _n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof."
 -- Baker, Pure Math 351a
 
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