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| #9611 |   | If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world. 		-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
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| #9612 |   | If we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our liberty, we encourage it, and involve others in our doom. 		-- Samuel Adams
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| #9613 |   | If we won't stand together, we don't stand a chance.
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| #9614 |   | If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring. 		-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
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| #9615 |   | "If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye."
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| #9616 |   | If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. 		-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin
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| #9617 |   | If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce. 		-- Winston Churchill
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| #9618 |   | If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. 		-- Graham Summer
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| #9619 |   | If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. 		-- The Best of Will Rogers
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| #9620 |   | If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government! 		-- Mr. Interesting
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