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| #9601 |   | If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they will take sandwiches. 		-- Lord Boyd-orr
  Eats first, morals after. 		-- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
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| #9602 |   | If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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| #9603 |   | If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. 		-- Robert Frost
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| #9604 |   | If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny. 		-- Ren'e de Visme Williamson
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| #9605 |   | If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve them and elect a new people?
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| #9606 |   | "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" 		-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
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| #9607 |   | If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living the poor could make!
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| #9608 |   | If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie. 		-- Attorney General William Saxbe
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| #9609 |   | If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.  If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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| #9610 |   | If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
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