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| #9581 |  | I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good,
 our tasks will be solved.
 -- Warren G. Harding
 
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| #9582 |  | I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
 -- William F. Buckley
 
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| #9583 |  | I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. -- Marcus Procius Cato
 
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| #9584 |  | I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than reign among the dead.
 -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
 
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| #9585 |  | I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
 -- Joseph Heller
 
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| #9586 |  | "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia,
 I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun."
 -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H
 
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| #9587 |  | "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob. That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
 -- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
 
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| #9588 |  | I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
 -- Bob Hope
 
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| #9589 |  | "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!" 
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| #9590 |  | I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
 -- Arthur Godfrey
 
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