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| #9501 |  | George Orwell 1984.  Northwestern 0. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
 
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| #9502 |  | George Orwell was an optimist. 
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| #9503 |  | George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
 -- Ashley Cooper
 
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| #9504 |  | Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
 
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| #9505 |  | "Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war." -- Napoleon
 
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| #9506 |  | Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
 -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
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| #9507 |  | God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
 -- Austin O'Malley
 
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| #9508 |  | Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed. 
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| #9509 |  | Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service? Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":
 
 1-800-AUDITME
 
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| #9510 |  | Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it. -- Lao Tsu
 
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