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| #9471 |  | Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that. 
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| #9472 |  | Don't steal... the IRS hates competition! 
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| #9473 |  | Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in! -- "Brazil"
 
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| #9474 |  | Don't talk to me about naval tradition.  It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
 -- Winston Churchill
 
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| #9475 |  | Don't vote -- it only encourages them! 
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| #9476 |  | Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.
 
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| #9477 |  | Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
 university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
 3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
 
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| #9478 |  | Each person has the right to take the subway. 
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| #9479 |  | Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
 
 [and getting better!  Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
 
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| #9480 |  | Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper? 
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