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| #9354 |  | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
 but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
 
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| #9355 |  | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
 but you can never fool your Mom.
 
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| #9356 |  | You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time,
 and that is sufficient.
 
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| #9357 |  | You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.
 
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| #9358 |  | You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
 -- Al Capone
 [Also attributed to Johnny Carson.  Ed.]
 
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| #9359 |  | You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 
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| #9360 |  | You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular. 
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| #9361 |  | You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first. 
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| #9362 |  | You can never do just one thing. -- Hardin
 
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| #9363 |  | You can't break eggs without making an omelet. 
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