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| #9114 |  | If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
 If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
 If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
 -- Chinese Proverb
 
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| #9115 |  | If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. 
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| #9116 |  | If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. 
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| #9117 |  | In charity there is no excess. -- Francis Bacon
 
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| #9118 |  | In God we trust; all else we walk through. 
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| #9119 |  | In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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| #9120 |  | Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile. 
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| #9121 |  | Integrity has no need for rules. 
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| #9122 |  | It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose. 
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| #9123 |  | It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. 
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