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| #8253 |   | My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs. 		-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology
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| #8254 |   | My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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| #8255 |   | My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. 		-- Oscar Wilde
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| #8256 |   | My philosophy is: Don't think. 		-- Charles Manson
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| #8257 |   | Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. 		-- Abraham Lincoln
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| #8258 |   | Needs are a function of what other people have.
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| #8259 |   | Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.
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| #8260 |   | Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
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| #8261 |   | Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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| #8262 |   | Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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