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| #8083 |  | If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
 
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| #8084 |  | If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmidt
 
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| #8085 |  | If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.
 
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| #8086 |  | If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
 -- Thomas Szasz
 
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| #8087 |  | If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. 
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| #8088 |  | If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe
 
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| #8089 |  | If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
 
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| #8090 |  | If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it. 
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| #8091 |  | If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law. 
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| #8092 |  | If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
 heartbeats.
 
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