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| #8073 |  | If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. -- Calvin Coolidge
 
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| #8074 |  | If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. 
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| #8075 |  | If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed. 
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| #8076 |  | If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load?
 -- Christopher Hodder-Williams
 
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| #8077 |  | If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.
 
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| #8078 |  | If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous. 
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| #8079 |  | If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
 -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
 
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| #8080 |  | If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
 -- William Orton
 
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| #8081 |  | If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
 -- Garrison Keillor
 
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| #8082 |  | If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
 
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