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| #8073 |   | If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. 		-- Calvin Coolidge
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| #8074 |   | If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
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| #8075 |   | If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
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| #8076 |   | If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load? 		-- Christopher Hodder-Williams
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| #8077 |   | If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.
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| #8078 |   | If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
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| #8079 |   | If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. 		-- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
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| #8080 |   | If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. 		-- William Orton
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| #8081 |   | If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? 		-- Garrison Keillor
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| #8082 |   | If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. 		-- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
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