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| #8033 |  | If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way. 
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| #8034 |  | If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
 -- George Winters
 
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| #8035 |  | If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands. 
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| #8036 |  | If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
 
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| #8037 |  | If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitman
 
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| #8038 |  | If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
 
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| #8039 |  | If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? -- Jerry Muscha
 
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| #8040 |  | If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform. -- Mary Wilson Little
 
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| #8041 |  | If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein.
 
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| #8042 |  | If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. -- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
 of the Young"
 
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