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| #8033 | | If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| #8034 | | If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the
airport.
-- George Winters
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| #8035 | | If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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| #8036 | | If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
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| #8037 | | If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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| #8038 | | If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks
he's God.
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| #8039 | | If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?
-- Jerry Muscha
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| #8040 | | If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
-- Mary Wilson Little
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| #8041 | | If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
-- A. Einstein.
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| #8042 | | If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
-- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
of the Young"
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