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| #8013 |  | I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.
 -- Emo Phillips
 
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| #8014 |  | I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you. 
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| #8015 |  | I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can help it.
 -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
 
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| #8016 |  | I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd listen to it!
 -- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
 
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| #8017 |  | I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
 -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing Up"
 
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| #8018 |  | I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me. 
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| #8019 |  | I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good.
 -- Amy Gorin
 
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| #8020 |  | "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ..."
 
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| #8021 |  | I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. 
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| #8022 |  | I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you. 
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