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| #7963 |  | I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf
 
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| #7964 |  | I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
 
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| #7965 |  | I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
 -- A.J. Liebling
 
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| #7966 |  | I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle.  It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
 -- Robert Benchley
 
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| #7967 |  | I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
 
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| #7968 |  | I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
 -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
 
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| #7969 |  | I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones.
 -- John Cage
 
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| #7970 |  | I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellman
 
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| #7971 |  | I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
 -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
 
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| #7972 |  | I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
 -- Rita Gain
 
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