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| #7963 |   | I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. 		-- Biff Barf
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| #7964 |   | I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. 		-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
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| #7965 |   | I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. 		-- A.J. Liebling
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| #7966 |   | I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle.  It's that I can't guess I'll toddle. 		-- Robert Benchley
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| #7967 |   | I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. 		-- Albert Anastasia
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| #7968 |   | I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it. 		-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
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| #7969 |   | I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones. 		-- John Cage
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| #7970 |   | I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. 		-- Lillian Hellman
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| #7971 |   | I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one. 		-- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
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| #7972 |   | I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired. 		-- Rita Gain
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