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| #7913 |  | He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. -- Ring Lardner
 
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| #7914 |  | He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. -- Andrew Lang
 
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| #7915 |  | He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain had fallen to the ground.
 -- The Book of Serenity
 
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| #7916 |  | He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. 
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| #7917 |  | He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose. 
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| #7918 |  | He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. 
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| #7919 |  | He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut. 
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| #7920 |  | He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
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| #7921 |  | He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day. 
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| #7922 |  | He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist. 
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