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| #7873 |  | For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble: and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
 -- Sir Thomas More
 
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| #7874 |  | For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
 -- Clifton Fadiman
 
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| #7875 |  | For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like. 
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| #7876 |  | For perfect happiness, remember two things: (1) Be content with what you've got.
 (2) Be sure you've got plenty.
 
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| #7877 |  | For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. -- Abraham Lincoln
 
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| #7878 |  | "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
 -- Johnny Carson
 
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| #7879 |  | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2 
 If at first you don't succeed, think how many people
 you've made happy.
 
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| #7880 |  | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21 
 Shall I compare thee to a Summer day?
 No, I guess not.
 
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| #7881 |  | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #6 
 "But, soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?"
 It's nothing, honey.  Go back to sleep.
 
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| #7882 |  | Four fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women and competitors.
 -- Lord Thomas Dewar
 
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