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| #7873 |   | For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble: and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust. 		-- Sir Thomas More
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| #7874 |   | For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. 		-- Clifton Fadiman
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| #7875 |   | For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
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| #7876 |   | For perfect happiness, remember two things: 	(1) Be content with what you've got. 	(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
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| #7877 |   | For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. 		-- Abraham Lincoln
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| #7878 |   | "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." 		-- Johnny Carson
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| #7879 |   | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2
  	If at first you don't succeed, think how many people 	you've made happy.
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| #7880 |   | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21
  	Shall I compare thee to a Summer day? 	No, I guess not.
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| #7881 |   | Fortune finishes the great quotations, #6
  	"But, soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?" 	It's nothing, honey.  Go back to sleep.
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| #7882 |   | Four fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women and competitors. 		-- Lord Thomas Dewar
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