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 |  |  | #8793 |  | You want to know why I kept getting promoted?  Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
 -- W.G.
 
 |  |  |  | #8794 |  | You won't skid if you stay in a rut. -- Frank Hubbard
 
 |  |  |  | #8795 |  | You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m. anyway.
 -- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
 
 |  |  |  | #8796 |  | You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control. -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
 
 |  |  |  | #8797 |  | You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different. -- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"
 
 |  |  |  | #8798 |  | You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. -- Eldridge Cleaver
 
 |  |  |  | #8799 |  | You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae West
 
 |  |  |  | #8800 |  | You've always made the mistake of being yourself. -- Eugene Ionesco
 
 |  |  |  | #8801 |  | You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling me just to be myself?
 -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
 
 |  |  |  | #8802 |  | Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and fitter for new projects than for settled business.  For the
 experience of age, in things that fall within the compass of it, directeth
 them; but in new things, abuseth them.  The errors of young men are the ruin
 of business; but the errors of aged men amount but to this, that more might
 have been done, or sooner.  Young men, in the conduct and management of
 actions, embrace more than they can hold; stir more than they can quiet; fly
 to the end, without consideration of the means and degrees; pursue some few
 principles which they have chanced upon absurdly; care not how they innovate,
 which draws unknown inconveniences; and, that which doubleth all errors, will
 not acknowledge or retract them; like an unready horse, that will neither stop
 nor turn.  Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little,
 repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but
 content themselves with a mediocrity of success.  Certainly, it is good to
 compound employments of both ... because the virtues of either age may correct
 the defects of both.
 -- Francis Bacon, "Essay on Youth and Age"
 
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