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| #7388 |  | When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.
 -- Helen Rowland
 
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| #7389 |  | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 -- Sacha Guitry
 
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| #7390 |  | When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises: first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
 -- Donnay
 
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| #7391 |  | When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
 -- Oscar Wilde
 
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| #7392 |  | When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
 -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
 
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| #7393 |  | When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
 
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| #7394 |  | When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
 -- DeGourmont
 
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| #7395 |  | When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
 -- Robert Schuman
 
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| #7396 |  | When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better. -- Mae West
 
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| #7397 |  | When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame -- half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
 
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