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| #7358 |  | This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
 "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
 "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
 of the house by dinner!"
 
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| #7359 |  | 'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. -- H.L. Mencken
 
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| #7360 |  | To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?  You don't want a rose to sing.
 -- Thackeray
 
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| #7361 |  | To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job than a man would have to be.  Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
 
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| #7362 |  | To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man. -- Golda Meir
 
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| #7363 |  | To err is human -- but it feels divine. -- Mae West
 
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| #7364 |  | To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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| #7365 |  | To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. -- St. Augustine
 
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| #7366 |  | To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet. -- 19th century toast
 
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| #7367 |  | Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
 
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