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| #7358 |   | This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags!  I just won the California lottery!" 	"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" 	"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out of the house by dinner!"
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| #7359 |   | 'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. 		-- H.L. Mencken
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| #7360 |   | To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?  You don't want a rose to sing. 		-- Thackeray
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| #7361 |   | To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job than a man would have to be.  Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
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| #7362 |   | To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man. 		-- Golda Meir
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| #7363 |   | To err is human -- but it feels divine. 		-- Mae West
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| #7364 |   | To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. 		-- Benjamin Franklin
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| #7365 |   | To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. 		-- St. Augustine
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| #7366 |   | To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet. 		-- 19th century toast
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| #7367 |   | Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
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