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| #7218 | | Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them.
-- DeSegur
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| #7219 | | Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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| #7220 | | Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.
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| #7221 | | Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
-- Joseph Addison
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| #7222 | | Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines
also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female
body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and
should not be seen by the light of day.
-- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"
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| #7223 | | Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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| #7224 | | Moe: Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe: So?
Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse.
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| #7225 | | Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
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| #7226 | | Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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| #7227 | | Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
-- Lazarus Long
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