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  |  | #7168 |   | Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.  In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive.  If you really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end. For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities I most admired in myself I gave up.  I stopped being loud and bossy ... Oh, all right.  I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back. 		-- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
  |    |  | #7169 |   | Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward. 		-- Miss November, 1966
  |    |  | #7170 |   | Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. 		-- Valerie Solanas
  |    |  | #7171 |   | Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
  |    |  | #7172 |   | Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
  |    |  | #7173 |   | Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another. 		-- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"
  |    |  | #7174 |   | Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. 		-- Alan McKay
  |    |  | #7175 |   | Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. 		-- Lazarus Long
  |    |  | #7176 |   | Lonely men seek companionship.  Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.
  |    |  | #7177 |   | Lots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to be the wedding march.
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