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| #7158 |  | Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
 women.
 -- George Bernard Shaw
 
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| #7159 |  | Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
 at the conception.
 -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
 
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| #7160 |  | Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. -- Mae West
 
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| #7161 |  | Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
 months.
 -- Moore
 
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| #7162 |  | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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| #7163 |  | Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
 -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
 
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| #7164 |  | Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
 Winston Churchill:
 "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 
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| #7165 |  | Lank: Here we go.  We're about to set a new record. Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date?
 Lank: We've done it.  Earl has set a new record.  Turned down by
 20,000 women.
 -- Lank and Earl
 
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| #7166 |  | Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
 -- Lord Kelvin
 
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| #7167 |  | Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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