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| #7158 | | Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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| #7159 | | Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
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| #7160 | | Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West
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| #7161 | | Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk
across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
months.
-- Moore
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| #7162 | | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| #7163 | | Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and
sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
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| #7164 | | Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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| #7165 | | Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record.
Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date?
Lank: We've done it. Earl has set a new record. Turned down by
20,000 women.
-- Lank and Earl
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| #7166 | | Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can
be tolerated only in race horses and women.
-- Lord Kelvin
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| #7167 | | Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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