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| #7118 | | If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Buren
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| #7119 | | If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
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| #7120 | | If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Landers
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| #7121 | | If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
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| #7122 | | If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall
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| #7123 | | If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
-- Michelet
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| #7124 | | If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
-- Alan King
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| #7125 | | If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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| #7126 | | If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
-- Anton Chekhov
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| #7127 | | In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend
yourself to God.
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