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| #7088 |  | I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
 -- Brigid Brophy
 
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| #7089 |  | I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man.
 -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
 
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| #7090 |  | I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head.
 
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| #7091 |  | I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
 -- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
 
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| #7092 |  | I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
 -- Chick
 
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| #7093 |  | I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St. Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
 -- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
 
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| #7094 |  | I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
 
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| #7095 |  | I was in a beauty contest one.  I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
 -- Phyllis Diller
 
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| #7096 |  | I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. -- Chico Marx
 
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| #7097 |  | I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
 -- Heine
 
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