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| | #7018 | | Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
| | | #7019 | | Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
| | | #7020 | | Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.
| | | #7021 | | First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"
| | | #7022 | | Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
-- Helen Rowland
| | | #7023 | | For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
| | | #7024 | | For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas!
but with break of day I went to make supplication.
-- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.
| | | #7025 | | For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
-- Chamfort
| | | #7026 | | Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
| | | #7027 | | FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14
Low Blows:
Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One
of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must
hurt." The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.
Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up
for: weddings, funerals. Speaking of weddings, when reminiscing about
weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men laugh about "the bachelor
party".
David Letterman:
Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the
Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.
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