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| #6624 |  | What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
 
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| #6625 |  | When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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| #6626 |  | When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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| #6627 |  | When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I
 cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to
 go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
 -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6628 |  | When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6629 |  | When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. -- Dylan Thomas
 
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| #6630 |  | When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
 
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| #6631 |  | Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
 Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
 -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
 
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| #6632 |  | Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
 -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6633 |  | Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.  He
 brought death into the world.
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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