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| #6404 |  | A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens
 
 A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
 like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
 lady who knits.
 
 Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
 -- by Fyodor Dostoevski
 
 A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
 feels guilty and apologizes.
 
 The Odyssey LITE(tm)
 -- by Homer
 
 After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
 
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| #6405 |  | After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
 
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| #6406 |  | Alas, how love can trifle with itself! -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
 
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| #6407 |  | All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6408 |  | All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and
 an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.
 -- Samuel Beckett
 
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| #6409 |  | All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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| #6410 |  | "... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6411 |  | All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed. -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"
 
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| #6412 |  | Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6413 |  | Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
 
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