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| #6534 |  | October. 
 This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.
 
 The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
 December, August, and February.
 
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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| #6535 |  | Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare
 
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| #6536 |  | One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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| #6537 |  | Patch griefs with proverbs. -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
 
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| #6538 |  | Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves possess.
 -- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]
 
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| #6539 |  | Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting
 to find a plot in it will be shot.  By Order of the Author
 -- Mark Twain, "Tom Sawyer"
 
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| #6540 |  | question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare
 
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| #6541 |  | Reader, suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress.  But I repeat myself.
 -- Mark Twain
 
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| #6542 |  | Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
 
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| #6543 |  | Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.
 -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
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