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| #6143 | | One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert
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| #6144 | | One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne
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| #6145 | | Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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| #6146 | | Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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| #6147 | | Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have
much of anything to do with it.
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| #6148 | | Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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| #6149 | | Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
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| #6150 | | Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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| #6151 | | Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.
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| #6152 | | Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child. She must be found and stopped.
-- Sam Levenson
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