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| #6017 | | Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
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| #6018 | | This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
-- Firesign Theater
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| #6019 | | Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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| #6020 | | TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| #6021 | | Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
-- Walt Kelly
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| #6022 | | We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
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| #6023 | | We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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| #6024 | | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| #6025 | | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| #6026 | | What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
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