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| #5806 |  | You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. 
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| #5807 |  | You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human. 
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| #5808 |  | You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture. 
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| #5809 |  | Your aim is high and to the right. 
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| #5810 |  | Your aims are high, and you are capable of much. 
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| #5811 |  | Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a thing he tells you.
 
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| #5812 |  | Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.
 
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| #5813 |  | Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong. 
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| #5814 |  | Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. 
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| #5815 |  | Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers. 
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