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| #5526 |  | Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets. 
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| #5527 |  | Hope that the day after you die is a nice day. 
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| #5528 |  | If you can read this, you're too close. 
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| #5529 |  | If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
 
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| #5530 |  | If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure. 
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| #5531 |  | If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. 
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| #5532 |  | If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow! 
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| #5533 |  | If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it. 
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| #5534 |  | In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator. 
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| #5535 |  | Increased knowledge will help you now.  Have mate's phone bugged. 
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