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| #5206 | | Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will
never succeed.
-- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California
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| #5207 | | When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
-- Samuel Johnson
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| #5208 | | When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
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| #5209 | | When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon caption
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| #5210 | | When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
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| #5211 | | When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
Americanized.
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| #5212 | | Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?
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| #5213 | | Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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| #5214 | | Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
-- Rita Rudner
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| #5215 | | You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
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