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| #5156 | | The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.
--Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
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| #5157 | | The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
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| #5158 | | The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
-- Nora Ephron
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| #5159 | | The British are coming! The British are coming!
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| #5160 | | The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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| #5161 | | The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley
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| #5162 | | The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
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| #5163 | | The difference between America and England is that the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
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| #5164 | | The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks
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| #5165 | | The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"
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