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| #4913 |  | Graduate life: It's not just a job.  It's an indenture. 
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| #4914 |  | Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
 
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| #4915 |  | He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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| #4916 |  | "He was a modest, good-humored boy.  It was Oxford that made him insufferable." 
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| #4917 |  | He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
 education and culture.
 -- Julia Norton McCorkle
 
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| #4918 |  | [He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
 -- Ring Lardner
 
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| #4919 |  | Higher education helps your earning capacity.  Ask any college professor. 
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| #4920 |  | History books which contain no lies are extremely dull. 
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| #4921 |  | History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
 -- Leo Tolstoy
 
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| #4922 |  | How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T."
 
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