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| #4518 |  | QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
 Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK...  S'great...
 
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| #4519 |  | Quality control, n.: Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand
 and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
 
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| #4520 |  | Quality Control, n.: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off
 a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
 
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| #4521 |  | quark: The sound made by a well bred duck.
 
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| #4522 |  | Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
 atttempt to use it.
 
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| #4523 |  | QWERT (kwirt) n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth]   1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt  avoirdupois  (or 1.69 kiloliks), commonly used in
 structural engineering  2. [Colloq.] one thirteenth the load that a fully
 grown sligo can carry.  3. [Anat.] a painful  irritation  of  the dermis
 in the region of the anus  4. [Slang] person who excites in others the
 symptoms of a qwert.
 -- Webster's Middle World Dictionary, 4th ed.
 
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| #4524 |  | Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you
 are in a hurry.
 
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| #4525 |  | Random, n.: As in number, predictable.  As in memory access, unpredictable.
 
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| #4526 |  | Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.
 
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| #4527 |  | Re: Graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to describe
 the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately
 described with pictures.
 
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