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| #4438 | | QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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| #4439 | | QOTD:
"I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it
didn't work."
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| #4440 | | QOTD:
"I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a
horse with one of the horns broken off."
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| #4441 | | QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
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| #4442 | | QOTD:
"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
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| #4443 | | QOTD:
"I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
the lost."
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| #4444 | | QOTD:
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
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| #4445 | | QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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| #4446 | | QOTD:
"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
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| #4447 | | QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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