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| #4388 |   | philosophy: 	The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.
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| #4389 |   | philosophy: 	Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
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| #4390 |   | phosflink: 	To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that 	will bring it back to life). 		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4391 |   | Pickle's Law: 	If Congress must do a painful thing, 	the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
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| #4392 |   | pixel, n.: 	A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. 	The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology: 	Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial 	intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department.
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| #4393 |   | Please take note:
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| #4394 |   | Pohl's law: 	Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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| #4395 |   | poisoned coffee, n.: 	Grounds for divorce.
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| #4396 |   | politics, n.: 	A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. 	The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. 		-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #4397 |   | Pollyanna's Educational Constant: 	The hyperactive child is never absent.
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