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| #4358 |  | paranoia, n.: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
 
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| #4359 |  | Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
 
 Arnold's Addendum:
 Everything else causes cancer in rats.
 
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| #4360 |  | Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
 bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
 
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| #4361 |  | Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase
 regardless of the amount of work to be done.
 
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| #4362 |  | party, n.: A gathering where you meet people who drink
 so much you can't even remember their names.
 
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| #4363 |  | Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
 Please modify your programs accordingly.
 
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| #4364 |  | Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
 death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
 
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| #4365 |  | Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over
 in his grave if he knew about it.
 -- Datamation, January 15, 1984
 
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| #4366 |  | Password: 
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| #4367 |  | Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
 under brain transplants.
 
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